Whoever slipped laxatives into this morning's decaf coffee as...
Whoever slipped laxatives into this morning's decaf coffee as "revenge for those who disrespect Satan's bean" you have 24 hours to own up before all coffee is withheld for investigation
Kim Cook, Catering
Guys, please stop making fake security passes to see how long it...
Guys, please stop making fake security passes to see how long it takes us to notice. I doubt Kim Kardashian, Aquaman or Stan Lee (seriously? You gave up trying on this one) are working here.
Harold Hogan, Head of Security
mystmoon: pepperfays: So i went back to check on the reader...
So i went back to check on the reader status of my FF.net, and discovered this has happened since my last upload three days ago.
I'm sat here in tears.
For years i have struggled with my Dyslexia and my self confidence after being constantly told i would never make it as a writer because i couldn't spell at school. I know in the scheme of things its probably not a lot of readers to most writers. But to me it means the world.
So thankyou every single one of you for your readership and support, and for giving me confidence.
Gingerfloss
((Author of The Extremis Effect, Small Bump, Its a side effect of the Whiskey and Dear Tony))
Hey guys!
You should totally go read this girl's amazing stuff! Her Pepper is one of the best Pepper's ever and I know a few of her stories are going to go in really interesting directions soon!
I'm her beta so any spelling mistakes you do find can be blamed on me not her
OOC: Please check out the fanfics written by Pepper-mun!
Due to the company's green policy, executives may no longer...
Due to the company's green policy, executives may no longer charter private flights. All commercial fight bookings must be sent through the accounts department for tax purposes.
Audrey Price, Accounts.
For the last time, Beef Wellington is not cow served in a shoe,...
For the last time, Beef Wellington is not cow served in a shoe, it's just the name for beef wrapped in pastry!
Kim Cook, Catering
All those responsible for the Great Pyramid of office supplies...
All those responsible for the Great Pyramid of office supplies in the main conference room have until lunchtime to disassemble it or I will be using it as an actual tomb.
Virginia Potts, CEO
There's no reason that every piece of furniture in Miss Potts'...
There's no reason that every piece of furniture in Miss Potts' office has been replaced by a heat resistant version. None at all, it's normal. Stop asking.
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
For future reference, the guys in yellow beekeeper suits were...
For future reference, the guys in yellow beekeeper suits were not pest control. Check things like that before you let them in the building guys.
Harold Hogan, Head of Security
FYI guys, everything recovered from my lab in Malibu will be...
FYI guys, everything recovered from my lab in Malibu will be arriving this week, including specialist equipment that NO-ONE IS TO TOUCH. And leave the bots alone too, they don't need to become more useless
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Mr Stark, there's some kid at the front desk called Harley...
Mr Stark, there's some kid at the front desk called Harley claiming he 's connected to you or something? And I don't want to know what he means by that.
Gabriel King, Reception
shieldhumanresourcesdept: KUDOS MEMO #1 Let it be known that I,...
KUDOS MEMO #1
Let it be known that I, Maria Hill, was impressed by Dr. Anthony Edward Stark's abilities and heroism during the events of the Mandarin Incident. Though the lack of wisdom and sanity in disclosing his home address to a terrorist is not an example I would wish any of you to follow, he did clean of his mess with a minimum loss of non-hostile life. This would be why he's an Avenger.
Also. You remembered my (many) doctorates. You are rapidly going up in my estimation, Hill.
Dr Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All.
mayonnaisejane: starkinternalaffairs: We don't have an IT...
We don't have an IT department since, if you hadn't already noticed by the supercomputer built into the tower, we don't need one. Complain to him about broken computers, not the IT department we don't have.
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Someone doesn't know how IT departments work. 8^P J.A.R.V.I.S would make a great Sysadmin, and a good DBA too, but he'll still will need hardware support, unless they entrusted that to Dum-E and U (klutzes, bad idea) and network engineers to ensure he maintains proper connections to the outside world with enough physical bandwidth for what he needs to be doing. If the computer is BROKEN and not just misbehaving, some poor IT shlub is going to have to roll on down there with a replacement hardware unit.
OOC: I'll be honest, I assumed that replacements and such were outsourced ^^;; or that the R&D department moonlights as the IT department. This memo was basically a reaction to one of my friends asking why the IT department didn't have memo paper etc. to which the short answer is we forgot. And now I can't be bothered to create one since most of the stuff the IT department would memo about I can pretty much shift over to Tony and/or Bruce.
We don't have an IT department since, if you hadn't...
We don't have an IT department since, if you hadn't already noticed by the supercomputer built into the tower, we don't need one. Complain to him about broken computers, not the IT department we don't have.
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Cupid Capers So…this is the reason we were on hiatus for...
Cupid Capers
So…this is the reason we were on hiatus for so long, it's the final animated piece for Happy-mun's degree. We'd really appreciate any feedback on it!
#in SHIELD's defense#we were busy that weekend#I...
#in SHIELD's defense#we were busy that weekend#I mean#we're a UN sanctioned organization#we pretty much shut down for chirstmas too#which is silly since most of us don't have families any more#but still#skeleton crew on the helicarrier#not even capable of flight safely#and Fury was gone at some Thing somewhere#and the Council would give me authorization to step in#by the time we got everything sorted out and were ready to move#Stark had finished it already#I have to admit I was impressed
Can I have that last bit in writing? Like, official writing?
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Mr Stark. Put your suit on. Not that one. Virginia Potts, CEO
Mr Stark. Put your suit on. Not that one.
Virginia Potts, CEO
Stark Industries may now be officially run by Miss Potts (like...
Stark Industries may now be officially run by Miss Potts (like it wasn't already) but we're keeping the name for brand recognition purposes.
Besides, Potts Industries sounds stupid.
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Whoops, meant to queue that not publish it...I mean WE'RE BACK!
We’re officially off hiatus! You should get two memos today as a treat, then one a day for the foreseeable!
Hi to all the new followers that we got whilst on hiatus by the way, and thanks to everyone who stuck with us whilst we weren’t here, all you guys rock.
HOW THE HELL DID AN ORCHESTRA GET IN THE LIFT? Right, that's it....
HOW THE HELL DID AN ORCHESTRA GET IN THE LIFT? Right, that's it. No more live lift music, but I will accept SENSIBLE suggestions for a new CD to replace the one currently in there.
Virginia Potts, CEO
Guys. I just found out what happens you touch Lola. DON'T...
Guys. I just found out what happens you touch Lola. DON'T TOUCH LOLA.
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
(In reference to this)
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