0800 adult chat & Turkmen stryp dens webcam: never lose hope

i would be a reasonably good girlfriend

But really.

You want to go out with the guys? that's cool I'll watch doctor who.

You want food? I got you, I think I have snacks somewhere in my bag and oh look an entire cheeze its box.

You want to just chill around the house? sweet I'll make popcorn, Netflix is already up.

You're bored? hit me up, I'm probably at the bookstore.

You killed somebody? i know how to hide a body.

whythefuckareyouromeo: OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND...

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS FUCK" REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

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monochromegiraffes: amoying: amoying: WHAT DOES ASHLEY TISDALE USE TO WRITE WITH????? A...

monochromegiraffes:

amoying:

amoying:

WHAT DOES ASHLEY TISDALE USE TO WRITE WITH?????

A SHARPAY

oNE TIME I ACTUALLY MET HER AND WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO SIGN THIS PICTURE OF HERSELF TO GIVE TO ME I ASKED HER 'DO YOU NEED A SHARPAY' AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND STARTED LAUGHING IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER

be free, Leo. be free.

be free, Leo.

be free.

Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality

diamondboysagax:

teenage-guys:

froakiebenson:

askgordonfreakinfreeman:

((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

that mustache

//Claps

this is my second timereading this and im still crying !!!!!!!

br000t: healthy-mind-body-me: the fuck am i suppose to do with...

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

rebeccaajayneex: Facebook on We Heart It....

rebeccaajayneex:

Facebook on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61030487/via/_dileK_

annihilated-technicolor-abyss: -Rebecca

annihilated-technicolor-abyss:

-Rebecca

Reblog if you have been told to kill yourself.

y0ur-eyes-are-swall0wing-me:

mollydoodah:

Two many fucking notes.

By myself everyday…

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smelly-kat: things I can't imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and...

smelly-kat:

things I can't imagine

someone having a crush on me

someone randomly seeing me and thinking 'wow she's cute'

someone getting happy because I messaged them first

someone thinking about me, in general

someone wondering how I am

someone finding me attractive

someone doing something to try and impress me

someone asking their friend on what to say to me

someone wanting to get to know me

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nocavane: eatstarsnsparkle: boazpriestly: osointricate: boazp...

nocavane:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we're all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she's got a guitar. Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends.

we all need this on our blogs

i have never unknowingly needed a post so much. ever